1. I don’t like to discuss my favorite color, what my sign is, or what you had for lunch.
2. I don’t plan to wear clothes anymore after I am put in a nursing home.
3. I can’t sit and do nothing very long. (Unless the Vols are playing)
4. If I see a cashew…..it’s history.
5. I look really good in pink shirts.
6. I once worked in a library, and in the auto parts department at Sears.
7. I believe that there has been no good rock music since 1972.
8. I get really mad about every 15-20 years.
9. I’m still coming to terms with the death of Elvis.
10. I rarely remember my dreams.
11. I don’t make a good first impression. I have to grow on you.
12. I am insanely loyal to my friends.
13. I regret all the time I wasted doing what I thought was important.
14. If I could live my life again, I would learn to play one sport really, really well.
15. I appear quiet and reserved, but I am really a ham at heart; a fact that surprises many.
16. I survived a fall while hiking in the Smokies at age 16 that should have killed me.
17. I seriously don’t mind being bald.
18. I hate to prepare food in all its forms, but I don’t mind eating it.
19. I like to go out on the deck at night and smile for satellite photos.
20. I have a tattoo on my &%$#.
21. I wasted the first 25 years of my life taking myself too seriously.
22. I will take way too many dares.
23. I’m an independent, but I’ve never voted for a Democrat for president.
24. My family and friends are my most valued possessions.
25. People often mistake me for some person I’ve never heard of
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